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Old Dec 25, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29   #1681
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*smashes bar stool on I pwnd U's head - causing him to stop his jolly beer drinking *

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Old Dec 25, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46   #1682
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*walks into bar, gets 4 Labatts(tosses one to I pwnd U) and heads to the veranda,where the pig roast is happening(avoiding with ease all projectiles as if he was a ghost)...
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #1683
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*continues to drink beer*
*pours some beer onto I pwnd U to wake him up*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 06:00 PM // 18:00   #1684
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*walks into bar

*looks around warily

*Challenges anyone to a arm wrestle, followed by a good ol fist fight!*

*Downs beer in one gulp*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 07:21 PM // 19:21   #1685
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*looks up from buisily unwrapping more presents while simultaneously listening to BRAND NEW micro mp3 player (Little Big Town ftw!! )*

*sees nothing but a bunch of drunken fools, and downs a couple spiked eggnogs and some whisky brownies, homemade by grandmother*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #1686
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*walks over to Stormcrow

*"Hey, nice to meet you. My names Adam."

*Sits down

*Reaches out to grab a whisky brownie while she is fiddling with a big present.
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #1687
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*eyes wearily*

*decides he's aright*

*rips open another present and grabs a fistfull of whisky brownies*
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #1688
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*Munches on whisky cookie

"Wow, never had one of these before. I live in Hawaii."

*What a peculiar name for a brownie.

*Gets drunk off brownie
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Old Dec 25, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #1689
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the alchohol cooks out, but they're still damn good
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Old Dec 26, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #1690
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*Asks Storm Crow for a Whiskey Brownie in exchange for some Jack Daniels basted pork.
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Old Dec 26, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #1691
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*comes out of no where and starts shooting ownage of teh elite in the head with my colt 45*
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Old Dec 26, 2005, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #1692
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*Walks up to darkdragon

"Stupid noob, your pitiful human weapons don't do sh!t on me!"

*Grabs by scruff of neck

*Throws him onto a table 10 feet away
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Old Dec 26, 2005, 08:39 PM // 20:39   #1693
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*Throws a chair in a random direction hoping to hit someone*
*Instantly hides under the table where darkdragon just landed on*

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Old Dec 26, 2005, 09:40 PM // 21:40   #1694
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*ok you asked for it you pathetic weakling*
*walks up too ownage of teh elite *

*grabs his arm and rips it off*

*beats him with his own arm*
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Old Dec 26, 2005, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #1695
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"Fool"

*Punches face with other arm

*Grabs arm back, and [email protected] DarkDragon
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Old Dec 26, 2005, 10:27 PM // 22:27   #1696
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Heads back outside to pig roast after getting whiskey brownie, 3 fresh Labbatt's and the cute barwench(as opposed to the ugly one)...
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Old Dec 27, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #1697
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*Fires Mini Nuclear Missle launcher in the bar at all,Extremely drunk off Barcardi Superior puerto rican rum 100 proof.*
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Old Dec 27, 2005, 01:40 AM // 01:40   #1698
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*grabs beer drinks more
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Old Dec 27, 2005, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #1699
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*Sets self on fire

*Runs around screaming like a girl, catching everyone he touches on fire
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Old Dec 27, 2005, 03:29 AM // 03:29   #1700
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* puts up a ward against harm and elements giving him 100000000000 armor against fire magik ftw *
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